Sunday, November 14, 2010

Don't You Hate It When ...

Don't you just hate it when ...
  1. You forgot you turned on your dishwasher and then realize you've been putting dirty dishes in a clean dishwasher.
  2. Your son takes off his poopy diaper then proceeds to sit on the sofa.
  3. Your son takes off his poopy diaper then proceeds to chase his sisters around the house with it.
  4. You forget about the poopy diaper you left in the back of the minivan over the weekend until Monday morning when you are rushing off to the bus stop you open the door and remember it was there.
  5. You snap at your kids for saying poopy in public after you've said it a million times at home.
  6. After days of wearing sweats, t-shirts, and mom jeans you decide to put on a little make-up before your husband comes home just to hear your oldest say, in front of your husband, "Mom why did you get all dressed up for where are you going?"
  7. You have to sneak and lock yourself in your bedroom closet to eat your stash of Hostess cakes before the kids notice you are missing.
  8. Your daughter notices some personal female products you have at home in Walmart and then proceeds to yell out very loudly for all to hear "Mom don't you have that at home!"
  9. You are half way sleep and go to brush your teeth only to realize after about 30 seconds that your daughter replaced your toothbrush with the one you clean the mildew out the shower with.
  10. Your daughter comes to you and ask, "Mom why does it look like you are always having a baby?"
Well such is life.  Anyway if you have any more don't you hate its I would love to hear them.  Take care.

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